With kind permission from our mystery swimmer only known as "BALF" (and his
parents!) we present the following sequence....Juniors please note, "BALF"
caught up with the rest by the end of the 50m race - so if the same thing
happens to you - go for it - and always keep your sense of humour!
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"Did anybody hear a loud noise?"
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"These guys don't look that tough, I might even give them
a start"
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"Ready when you are, Ref."
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"I just got splashed!"
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"Oops!"
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"That starter gun must have had a silencer attached...
I'm going to have words with the Ref at the other end of the pool!"
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"At least this didn't get caught on camera!"
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